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Cannibal Corner

Recipe of the Day

Slow-roast leg with apples

Ingredients:-

1 Human Leg
3 onions
2 - 3 small eating apples

Other stuff you won't need:
50g butter, softened
3 tbsp demerara sugar
3 tbsp wholegrain mustard
A few bay leaves
3 tbsp cider vinegar
3 tbsp olive oil
2 tbsp wholegrain mustard
2 tbsp demerara sugar

Instructions:-
Locate prospective ingredient. Look for someone not too skinny, not too old and with a not-too-bright look about them.
Use the onions to bludgeon the ingredient.
Remove leg and toss on a fire to slow-roast.
Snack on the apples while you wait.