Murder on the Ice Floor?

Murder on the Ice Floor

On the ice no-one can hear you scream ...

So, it looked like Jason was going to get the sack from Dancing On Ice (well, depending on which newspaper you read).

But now, praise the Lord and pass the glitter. It looks like he’ll be able to brighten up the contestants evenings for a good while yet.

I’m not saying he needs to be careful when walking down dark alleys or that he shouldn’t be looking over his shoulder every five seconds. What I am saying is he just needs the odd platoon of Paras to accompany him when he takes his seat at the judges desk.

I’m reckoning that the reason he has taken to wearing that flat cap on this series is that he’s got a Beretta snuck under there. You can never be to careful when you’re making enemies and pissing-off people.

Still, it all makes for good television and I’ll bet the producers are rubbing their wallets in glee at the publicity (and of course, the revenues) that all this Ice Storm is generating.

And if they have to adopt airport style security and pat down the contestants, the audience AND the judges before allowing them into the studio then so be it. Just open the studio doors a little earlier thats all.

Apparently the song contestant Kerry Katona (an earlier Jason victim) is dancing to this week is The First Cut Is The Deepest.

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