Monthly Archives: May 2009

Here comes the sun?

Weather , weather all together what’s it gonna’ do?
We don’t know so let’s just ask weather man Emu!
- EBC 1, Emu’s Broadcasting Company (Children’s TV: Late 1970’s)
I’m not sure if it shouldn’t be weather Emu Emu, but I’m not going to complain. I’ve got other fish to fry. (Mmm, trout with fennel on a bed [...]

Please close the gate

Now that the boys n’ girls in da house are rushing to don their sack cloth and ashes to atone for their sins (mainly because of David Cameron’s boot up their collective arses) and try to find out which right royal bar steward dobbed them in.  I thought it would be nice to consider other [...]

Cannonball Run

It’s been a little while since I slagged off, I mean talked about cricket,  so I thought what better time, as the season to bash extremely hard balls about is bowling off in earnest, than talk about the bloody sport.
I mean bloody in the kindest (you know me) sense of the word. I’m amazed that [...]

Can the can

I was mooching on the net yesterday, wondering if the irritation in my nasal passages was Swine Flu or just pepper from teatime. (Spicy burgers don’t y’know.)
Anyway, I had next to me my trusty can of coke (other beverages are available) and I got to thinking that this little guy had done nearly as many [...]